The True Story of an Awkward Phase

Hello--it is I, Oriana. Some people prefer to wait out their awkward phases--hide away until they are comfortable enough for public. But not this kid. I use my awkward phase as an excuse to get out and explore the world, through the internet.
Disclaimer: nothing on here is hipster. I'm not cool enough to alter my likes and dislikes to fit the hipster mold.


Sometimes, asking questions is helpful.  


Reblogged from bluerubyrock

Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston singing “Pure Imagination”

(Source: bluerubyrock, via benedict--cumberbatch)


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memewhore: funny-pictures-uk: Watch celebrities turn ugly. Keep your eyes on the cross. OMG

memewhore:

funny-pictures-uk:

Watch celebrities turn ugly. Keep your eyes on the cross.

OMG

(Source: toptumbles.com, via endandblossom)


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endandblossom:

WHAT??  THE WORLD EXPLODED.

(Source: videohall)

I wrote “JBeibz” on a sheet of paper and my mom saw it and said, “What is Ji-Bays?”
Oh, mother.


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(Source: peterparkour, via tumblr-rager)


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I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

-makemesmile:

because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

(Source: not-a-painbow, via endandblossom)


Reblogged from mermaidbound

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allwaysallison: homemade ice cream (Taken with instagram)

allwaysallison:

homemade ice cream (Taken with instagram)


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This is how you troll someone properly

hollisterclarinerd:

thebestlolz:

This is beautiful 

(Source: theepichumor, via thegrandopptimist)


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thedegreeoffreedom: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular: Can we have class outside? Barney? EVERYDAY

thedegreeoffreedom:

i-am-the-oracular-spectacular:

Can we have class outside? Barney?

EVERYDAY


endandblossom asked: oh crap. tumblr people are going to think the "seductive" picture of you is actually me. someone already reblogged it hahaha

DISCLAIMER. That awkward picture entitled “seductive” is ME, birdypumpernickel, not endandblossom BECAUSE SHE IS TOO GORGEOUS TO MAKE DERPS LOOK THAT BAD.

Just in case it gets 1 million reblogs.



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nanalew:

No it won’t.

(via endandblossom)


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endandblossom:

so.  remember that time we went to mcdonalds twice within ten minutes?  also, they have shamrock shakes still, and it’s may.  also also, there was this ridiculously offensive but still hilarious old couple (see second picture.  as john liked to call them “concentrated old people”) that was being so loud.  we walked into this:

woman: They was like a couple-a jews!

man: WOULD YOU SHUT UP??

oh my gosh.  i wish so much that i could have filmed them.


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endandblossom: THIS IS SEDUCTIVE.

endandblossom:

THIS IS SEDUCTIVE.


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inspectahradio:

ankh-the-odd:

dasdeutschtard:

but-i-hear-the-voices-say:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

^

dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”

Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore

Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian? Why?

(via endandblossom)