The True Story of an Awkward Phase

joelthelastofus:

I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look

and my parents lights are off and I’m light on my feet

so I just walk into my parents room and whisper “nancy”

AND I SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE

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Mrs. RobinsonSimon & Garfunkel

bestofthe60s:

#11. Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson (1968)

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cybercum:

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

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lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

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blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

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therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

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badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

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rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post

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thatsqualitystuff:

we were taking our math test and i turned around and

can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain

this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

is no one going to mention the girl knitting a fucking scarf in the back

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neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

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mama-bird:

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hamneggs116:

I’m still confused.

Same…

sooo…I just tested it…it works. wth.

i wonder if you practice this enough you can see the grids in your head

This is why japan is pretty far ahead of us in math and science, they have waaaay simpler methods of teaching arithmetic.